{"id":81,"date":"2006-09-26T12:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T17:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idespisemicrosoft.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2026-01-28T18:33:46","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T00:33:46","slug":"the-face-of-a-murderer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"The Face of a Murderer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"justify\">This murderous bear was responsible for over 2500 deaths !<br \/>Just look at those eyes. Pure Evil I tell you.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/uploaded_images\/vertteddy-792980.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">\n<p>Heh &#8230; My wife is gonna kill me for posting this. She is a sucker for cute looking teddy bears.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\">From an AP story I saw at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/US\/09\/26\/killer.teddy.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CNN<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><em><\/em><\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><em>MILFORD, New Hampshire (AP) &#8212; A teddy bear has been implicated in 2,500 deaths &#8212; trout deaths, that is.<br \/>State officials say a teddy bear that fell into a pool at a Fish and Game Department hatchery earlier this month clogged a drain. The clog blocked the flow of oxygen to the pool and suffocated the fish.<br \/>Hatcheries supervisor Robert Fawcett said the bear, dressed in yellow raincoat and hat, is believed to be the first stuffed toy to cause fatalities at the facility.<br \/>&#8220;We&#8217;ve had pipes get clogged, but it&#8217;s usually with more naturally occurring things like a frog or even a dead muskrat,&#8221; he said. &#8220;This one turned out to be a teddy bear and we don&#8217;t know how it got there.&#8221;<br \/>The deaths prompted Fawcett to release a written warning: &#8220;RELEASE OF ANY TEDDY BEARS into the fish hatchery water IS NOT PERMITTED.&#8221;<br \/>He said it&#8217;s not known who dropped the bear, but urged anyone whose bear ends up in a hatchery pool to find a worker to remove it. &#8220;They might save your teddy bear, and keep it from becoming a killer,&#8221; he said.<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"justify\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This murderous bear was responsible for over 2500 deaths !Just look at those eyes. Pure Evil I tell you. Heh &#8230; My wife is gonna kill me for posting this. She is a sucker for cute looking teddy bears. From &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/?p=81\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":302,"href":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.idespisemicrosoft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}